Now for those of you who don't know, Danielle Staub is definitely portrayed as the villain of this show. And she lives up to her title EVERY SINGLE WEEK! Like her intro says, "You're either gonna love me or hate me. There is no in between with me." Well, duh! And as a side note, sweetie, we all HATE YOU!
To put it simply, Danielle is a CRAZY BIOTCH!!! In a battle of whose is the craziest and more psychotic, Danielle or Kelly (from Housewives of New York), I think Danielle wins HANDS DOWN!!! To get the full effect of this psychopath, we have turn back the clock a little, because the true craziness started at the last season finale, and has continue to build up to tonight's reunion show.
Last season, we found Danielle trying to make friends with the New Jersey clan. Basically she wanted to be Dina Manzo. (Anyone with half a brain could figure that one out. Yes, she really DID want to skin you, Dina, and wear you like last year's Versache.) When Danielle became shunned by the group, instead of embraced, she took the Coo Coo Cucho Train straight to crazy town! Danielle "claims" that Dina doesn't like her because "Dina is threatened by me" [Danielle]. In the "real" world where we all live, we know this is farthest thing from the truth. But in Danielle's world of "love and light" where she dwells, Dina spread a book around town (Cop Without A Badge) that says Danielle was a prostitute who was arrested, a cocaine addict involved in kidnapping with the Colombian Cartel.... I mean we are talking some seriously heavy shit here.
So as last season ends, Theresa (my favorite housewife) throws a dinner party to extend an olive branch and make peace with everyone after all that had been happening. Things were going well, people were having laughing and fun until Danielle (always needing the spotlight) pulls out "the book" to confront her enemies!!! I mean, who does that? Anyway, since that was the beginning of all the drama which continued into this season, we have to begin by dissecting the dinner party from last season. In a segment that I like to call,
Danielle's numerous trips of traveling on the CRAZY TRAIN:
1. Pulling out the book at the dinner party : With devilish grin and knowing that she's stirring up trouble Danielle admits to taking the book out at the party, "pointed at a 45 degree angle right at Dina." She says she wanted to "clarify things" because the book had been "haunting her", but Danielle's no dummy, she knew sparks would fly and boy did they fly... along with tables!
2. "Lies were spread and people were talking about me." : First of all, any time people are talking about Danielle, she feeds on it. This book was just the tip of the iceberg. Between encounters with the police, sex tapes, extortion plots, to lesbian love affairs etc, Danielle NEVER backs away from publicity, good or bad. She says she was upset because the book was brought out into public, in her town. "I sat at home throwing up with diarrhea for three weeks because of you [Dina]" (Ok, this is really TMI, but honestly, it tickles me.) I can't understand how a book written 25 years ago is SO damaging to her less than pristine reputation, but all the negative publicity she's done TO HERSELF in the past year, is fine by her?
3. "This is not what I wanted. I really did not want this." : Ok, another WTF moment is best summed up in the words of Caroline, "If you didn't want this, then why'd you bring the book?".... EXACTLY, Caroline! You took the words right out of my mouth.
4. Danielle's innocent response after Theresa flips the table: "Wow! Theresa like a caged animal at the zoo. I mean tables need to be thrown at me because I had a book written about me?" No, you dumb bitch - PAY ATTENTION, PUH LEASE!- you had a table thrown at you because you are a lying, sneaky, manipulative, (say it with me) "PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!" (hahahahaha.... me laughing hysterically!)
5. At the end of this episode Danielle states very matter-of-fact : "An apology is in order if ANY of them want to move forward with me. 'Cause if I hear shit gong on anymore, behind my back, I'll be knocking on your door - and I won't be coming alone!"
Uh, can we say BLATANT THREAT!??!?! Ok, Coo Coo Cuchoo, on behalf of the NJ Housewives, here's your apology: "Sorry, you are a dumb bitch and a prostitution whore, but if that's what you were representing at the time - you needed to be called out on it!" - AMEN
Have I proven how crazy Danielle is yet? No? Ok, check out more from THIS season....
