Jon Stewart is my new favorite person.
First of all, he calls it like he sees it, which I find refreshing, especially during all this political trash taking. Stupid people/things are targets of his foder, no matter what side of the isle they're on. Last week he broke down the Republican National Convention and I can not wait to see what he has in store for Charlotte.
He started his program Friday saying, "It is hotter than a gorilla's anus in this town. Although, to be fair to gorillas, that is a dry heat." Um, Florida? In the end of August? Hot? TRUE, TRUE & TRUE!!!!! Proof positive that the man speaks the truth!
Next, Jon laid into surprise guest speaker of the convention, Clint Eastwood, calling him "a fistful of awesome, who emerged in the night, where he spent 12 minutes, on the most important night in Mitt Romney's life.... YELLING AT A CHAIR!!!!!" Now, I don't care if you are red or blue, black or white, purple, green or polka dotted, that shit is f#$%ing funny! And it's the truth! Clint spent the entire time ranting to an empty chair, that was suppose to represent President Obama, but the fact that he was even GIVING a speech at the RNC put a HUGE shadow on the person who was suppose to be in the spotlight, Gov. Mitt Romney! Jon also points out that the whole week was a scripted and focus-grouped fantasy, where everything was highly coordinated. But then the Republicans decide it would be wise to let Clint Eastwood go on stage and shoot from the hip, like a scene from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly! WTF?
Now I don't have anything against Clint or the Republicans, but really? Even Republicans have to admit that Mitt Romney was overshadowed and Jon Stewart made it even funnier. The man is a complete genius!
But the best part of Jon Stewart's monologue was when he laid into Romney & Eastwood speeches and called, "BULLSHIT!" on both of them. Like when Romney said he wanted President Obama to succeed, but 8 days after Obama took office Romney said that he doesn't want failed policies to succeed. THE MAN WAS IN OFFICE FOR 8 DAYS!!! Or as Jon put it, an entire Hanukkah! (Im laughing). Then Stewart shows how Clint Eastwood tried to dis Obama by saying that the war in Afghanistan was ok and was worth doing. But as Stewart points out, "Oh snap! You really gave it to the guy who didn't get us into that war!" (I'm still laughing.) Clint also says that he never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to be President. To which Stewart quips, "Yeah, take that Harvard lawyer Barack Obama. You'll never be the man Harvard lawyer Mitt Romney is." HAHAHAHA!
Finally, Stewart ends his commentary by saying that he never understood why the Republicans describe a world and a President that bears no resemblance to the world and the President that he experiences, but then says that now he knows why..... Because there is a President Obama that only the Republicans see: (cut to the empty chair Clint is talking to) IT'S INVISIBLE OBAMA!!!! (Ok, now I'm laughing so hard, I'm about to pee on myself!)
Oh, it's so good! That dude cracks me up! I can't wait till he breaks down Charlotte. Please Mr. Stewart, please be gentle. But if you can't, at least don't disappoint and please make me almost pee in my pants again! LOL!
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